there is no possible way to organize the random insanity that i post on this site, so i find myself dumping things into little bins with semi-useful titles. some things (links, images, etc.) within these bins are not guaranteed to work... if you get lost, just use your browser's back button or call 911.

a gross miscalculation of pants
bankruptcy
beckys story
bicycles
books ive read
breed for success
commiechinks dont swing that way
death is knocking
do not sit
dress code free zone
drunk
frustrated
fuji digicam ad
girl
hold your crown
hunka hunka man meat
i hate static electricity
im a dork
jyee style
kims story
malicious
moods
moose
paintings
pants dance
puke
pulling my heart
spike in your ear
starwars pick-up lines
strongbad techno ringer
sweet
things i shouldve said
unsubscribe
vday drawings
wacky emails
why i took this class
wrong address
wtf

... oh, and of course there is always home.