unsubscribe my ass from life

So, although i dont go to Purdue Outing Club meetings anymore, i'm still on the mailing list. which is nice, because i can keep up with current trips and news. it's not so nice because i keep getting spam from people who want to unsubscribe. so on december 5, 2000, someone emails the list after the list received an outdoors advertisement. the email basically said, "i didnt sign up on this list to receive advertisements. please unsubscribe me." i was nice enough to follow the list with this:

... and i didnt sign up on this mailing list to hear a bunch of losers whine about unsubscribing.

there is this webpage... maybe you've heard of it: the Purdue Outing Club webpage. http://expert.cc.purdue.edu/~poc

and it has this nifty button on the left that says "email list" - youve probably seen this before (because you may have signed up for the list using it). well if you click that button you can unsubscribe from the list without spamming the whole list with your bitching.

-jason "the impatient bastard" yee
(also known as: jason "i've never been to a meeting this semester" yee)

so the really awesome thing is that roger, the webmaster, emailed me this:

well said. my thoughts exactly!! -roj

and then paul, the president, emailed me this:

Thanks Jason. That needed to be said.
Paul

and then maureen, the vp of programs, emailed me this:

please refrain from being shitty to people who just want off the mailing list, especially when we haven't seen you at a meeting since the days of thundercats and he-man. thanks,

mo

p.s. please don't ask to be unsubscribed because of this e-mail. i realize this is not quality heckling, but it's the best i've got this week.

And they all made me happy... because the first two told me i was right and that other people wished they'd said it... and the last one told me i was being shitty and i inferred that she thinks i'm a bastard. Add them together and i become the bastard you wish you could become... which is who i am.

be a bastard