Breed For Success 2001 (or BFS2K1)

This is a call for renewal! Let us rise up and once again work to keep stupid from reproducing. No, this is not a naziesque movement. This is a silly banner campaign that started with BFS2K.

I am renewing the campaign this year with the theme: Don't be an Asoka. Asoka is the amazingly stupid Sri Lankan roommate of my friend Jill. Asoka is a dumb slut in the basest definition of the term, which is to say, she is incredibly stupid and has been fucking some pakistani schlep. I am at a loss for words to convey the extremity of this so i will just leave you with this:

Asoka went to play badminton right after sex the other day. She says she jumped up and down a lot so she wouldnt get pregnant.

We dont want her pregnant either. Breed For Success.